In Search of the AntiChrist

Let's be Clear. It's not Barack.

As a self-appointed AntiChrist hunter, I spend countless hours on Google and YouTube trying desperately to pick up his or her trail. If you are young, charismatic, and successful: I'm watching you.

There are a variety of criterion and mathematical formulas for deciphering the identity of the Son of Perdition. Scrawled on my wall. Some of which I may scrawl here another time.

But one thing I can assure everyone. The new American President-Elect, Barack Obama, is not the Dragon of Revelation, despite how much some people might want to believe otherwise.

How do I know? Joe Biden.

Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as a running mate was on par with Lex Luthor picking Otis as his partner in crime. The guy is a total buffoon. My limited understanding of the Left Behind series is that Nicolae Carpathia picks a pretty sinister side-kick, and not a guy who is known for hair plugs and plagiarism. Another mark against Obama - I don't think Satan would have been ok with the Dark Lord's "landslide" victory falling well behind that of Ronaldus Magnus.

Incidentally, this is the inaugural posting of Four Camels at Sea, a group of four men from various walks of life, offering our insight, wisdom, and paranoia on all things political, theological, and sportical. And I will always be here in staunch opposition to the AntiChrist.