Showing posts with label joe biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joe biden. Show all posts

Friday, November 7, 2008

In Search of the AntiChrist

Let's be Clear. It's not Barack.
As a self-appointed AntiChrist hunter, I spend countless hours on Google and YouTube trying desperately to pick up his or her trail. If you are young, charismatic, and successful: I'm watching you.

There are a variety of criterion and mathematical formulas for deciphering the identity of the Son of Perdition. Scrawled on my wall. Some of which I may scrawl here another time.

But one thing I can assure everyone. The new American President-Elect, Barack Obama, is not the Dragon of Revelation, despite how much some people might want to believe otherwise.

How do I know? Joe Biden.

Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as a running mate was on par with Lex Luthor picking Otis as his partner in crime. The guy is a total buffoon. My limited understanding of the Left Behind series is that Nicolae Carpathia picks a pretty sinister side-kick, and not a guy who is known for hair plugs and plagiarism. Another mark against Obama - I don't think Satan would have been ok with the Dark Lord's "landslide" victory falling well behind that of Ronaldus Magnus.

Incidentally, this is the inaugural posting of Four Camels at Sea, a group of four men from various walks of life, offering our insight, wisdom, and paranoia on all things political, theological, and sportical. And I will always be here in staunch opposition to the AntiChrist.